Friday, June 24, 2005

Babel

babel is a word, that sounds like a cross between baboon(huge ape,black and scary) and babool(toothpaste, white with the jingle 'babool babool, paise vasool') with e being an added culprit.
Babel, to people living on caffeine and the Baron's book and CAT books, is defined as confusion.
But, Babel is more than that.Apparently when Noah brought people in his ark, the race of human beings grew and exploded like anything.. and in these people, were some, who were, very, very clever...(like the author of this post) and these guys decided to make the biggest building ever to reach heaven...God, watchin from above, already upset that he gave this intelligence to people like me, decided this was the limit and so introduced the barrier of languauges...And then, people could not understand each other...there was confusion and chaos all around..And the building remained thus, unfinished...


Anyway, amongst all this confusion in the world, rises an undercover demi-god. Though he may look deceptively human and equally idiotic, his brain is faster than a supercomputer.He may be siting around with his friends chatting and listening to songs, but inside him, keeps running the huge calculation to find out the number of twists in the strand of a required DNA to form a human being from a ....hmmm..frog?
It may appear now that he typing on a keyboard, but in fact, he is now inside his head, creating a dupliporticator..which can either duplicate the creature placed inside it, or teleport it to any required location in this nebula or do both...that too in about 0.00000234 micro seconds..

After actually making such inventions, one may wonder why then, do they never get popularity and the creator money...But, what you need to know here is, that this intelligent genius has crossed all the limits of living and has no desire for lust, fame or money.He simply hides these in his -234th floor, underground...and will only use them for the good of this world...
And next in the line, is an automatic lighter, which lights cigarettes as soon as they are placed between the lips, a new hot drink, that comes with a High meter and you can adjust the high to whatever limit you want...
But, themost essetial thing yet to be invented by this extraordinary being is something that can help his keyboard skills!!!! :(

6 comments:

mphaxise said...

have u been reading douglas adams recently?

i haven't anyidea who this dude is... u must google him, he fukin wrote a 500 page novel ooout of what u just blogged...

the ultimate answer to the ulimate question of life is : 42

Gururaj said...

ROTF....this was all a figment of my imagination...And I was supposed to be the dude....u'll get that if u can read between lines...

Alaknanda said...

hehe....ya u surely need help with ur KB stills...[:D]

true drivel.[:P]

Mirage said...

I'm kinda in a 'babel' myself!! :/

mphaxise said...

Bows to my new god..

u r the stylo "pyjamas" Dude... no one can beat u...

shaan said...

Raj fever is becoming an epidemic !! !