Repeat...SOS...SOS

The severe shortage of movies expected to be good and the string of unknown movies releasing so frequently just couldnt stop me from seeing 2(do in hindi) movies I will never forget...
1. Maine Pyar kyon kiya
Scene 1,In comes Catrina in a lingerie and turns on the gas valves of her stove and then goes back to bed like nothing happened..camera goes through the wall to show the next door neighbour...An ultra modern house with heavy rap music in the background...and in between the rap comes another tune that I keep humming all day...Mohan Pyareee...ta ta taaa daa....Sab Ki maaare...ta ta taaaaa..Daaaaa.....Loop..Enter So-hail Khan, checking his armpits and then realising that it is not his fart that is smelling so bad...Next follows a balcony-to-balcony jump sequence followed by Sohail Khan's amazing break-a-window trick and then the switching off of gas...Sohail Khan then enters bedroom 1 and checks girl in lingerie..Girl in lingerie wants someone to hug her and Sohail Khan saves her life, eats an apple and goes back to sleep...

People might get just too involved in the first scene that they may forget that there is still some start cast leftover...Salm0n Khan, in this world with scant females, always gets hot chicks with bone problems and always ends up running away from them....Sush is his [b]HOT[/b](read bold) assistant and woah!!! Sagar is already asleep...Girl in lingerie calls Salm0n and Salmon throws his shirt off before going to some beach for the not-the-worst-song of the movie....Next when I am made to open my eyes forcibly with a loud hindi rap whenever Salmon appears.. Doctorrrrr Doctorr.....Dil ka Dooocturrrr.....(For people who cant find it catchy and rhymy, write to me I'll hum it and send it personally in a wav file).Next comes the "Coooooooooooooolest" song of the entire year...Just Chilll...Chill..Just chill...Wonder how I used to assume that good chicks can always make you continue living happily however bad your life is...But this movie has given me knowledge..One that you can get only by watching the entire movie..However, I wasnt entitled for Nirvana as some unknown force forced me off the hall even before the first half ended..go watch it and vote for it as the most informative movie and try to get it to the oscars please...
2. Dusssssssssss( ten in english)........Zayed Khan finds a bomb under a car..Camera Change...Abhishek Bachan finds Shilpa Shetty in trouble..Four people surrounding her with guns..Camera Change..Sanjay Dutt on roof top of same building..bachan wants to frag two and tells Dutt so..so that their frags are still high...But Dutt is better off with his jumping off the building and shooting with a pistol skills than Bachan with his Sniper skills..And bachan has to make do with a single frag..Zayed Khan tells bachan..There is no red wire here...In our training, we were taught to cut red wires....Innovative solution, 1.apply ...not ur head, but chewing gum all over the bomb and 2.cut any wire and ..Lo and behold..the bomb is diffused..
Code word-"Jeet"..used by half brother of osama to kill 20k innocent people in a football match between ...Close your eyes...India and Canada...
P.T.O for unravelling the Dus mystery