Sunday, July 31, 2005

The hourGlass

Every morning at around 8, gets up a disturbed soul and wanders aimlessly till lunch time..Post lunch, it is lab time and lab means browsing essentially...There is no room to change clothes..no room for myself..No Room...for a guy who needs a room...AAArggghhh!!! When will I get my own room in the hostel??
Anyway, Here's wat I av been thinkin of over the few days:
1. u r born
2. If u r a guy, parents save money for ur education
else
if u r a girl, parents save money for ur marriage
else
infanticide.
3. U r growing slowly..
4. U go to school and read about what gandhiji did for the country and what hitler did for nothing
5. U also are told of the great poets and their masterpieces when u cant make out shit!!
6. All these are meant to be subtle hints as to where our future lies...
7. Post-class 10th, school is done away with..Come Inter or 11th
8. If u have a life, take MPC or BPC..i.e. engineer or doctor..
9. done with ur 12th, go complete ur engineer's degree or go become a doc
10.Now that u r an engineer or a doctor, go find a job where the last 20 years of ur work is irrelevant and do it...And enjoy life
11. I am out of this...I need some expert guidance to get a great career...Any suggestions??
P.S- I dont hav a Pc and so I dont blog frequently..

Edit:
P.S- I dont hav a Pc Anymore and so I dont blog frequently..

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

well i know about your fate...juniors arrived and you became roomless...and ur PC (which was a collection of X's harddisk ,Y's ram etc etc...)dosent exist anymor...donn worry lusus freshers r on their way nd you r the supermost senior so...

Y.M. said...

heyyyy....who says u either do medical or engineering after class12th....we r nt and we r so happy with our lives...we chose this field n we r loving every moment of it...n abt career advices....u know...u can make a career even out of a shit if u like it....jus find out what u really like...something for which u r ready to slog for months...u can live without any salary...u can wait outside some junkies' office for hours..u can screw up ur whole life for the sheer love of it... anything that answers the above question is ur passion...ur love of life....n then just go ahead...meanwhile remember that...u r beautiful!...n life is all the more beautiful!...n ppl who think u r useless are nt humans and you really dont care abt that weird confused group
of shit!... theday you will follow this motto with every breath of yours , all the problems ..all teh confusions will just vanish !...
trust me it works !..its magic!..n u just have to witness it!
btw these are my trade secrets and i usually dont discuss them in public...but since i really like your attitude...i dont want u to lose urself...n i mean it!
love ya all!

I Am Sam said...

when a child is sent to school in India.. people before asking his good name ask "Beta!! what do you want to become in life an engineer or doctor".. what the hell!! is everybody wanna enginnering job to solve designing software and chips for other countries or there are too many ill people in India and we want a large number of doctors to save their life. i am confused.. '
about PC 240 juniors are coming and by default you are senior --

well i have skipped second comment..

Anonymous said...

hmmm i already gave my weeine piece of advice....[:D]

anymore eh...[/:)]

shaan said...

Raj boy !!!! where is your comp be !!!! the primitive 1

mphaxise said...

ok thats it i miss the funny posts so much that i am willing to rent my pc to Irratic Rays Guy for an hour every day!

Bhavesh said...

I fully agree with Shikha and dont think that I could add anything more!