Hi!!!! We are Lusus Naturae's feet!!! We are huge....Very huge compared to the normal average human feet!!!!We cannot fit ourselves into most footwear and so have our own range of footwear..We hate Raj and his hopeless addiction to football!!!! Every evening around 6, he uses us to hit around a huge globe, but more often ends up hitting other's feet or the ground!! We are hurt and swollen!!!
Last week, Raj was taking us and Arvind's feet too to sector 16 in Gandhinagar when we overheard Arvind talking about going fast as there were only 3 minutes left...Lusus sped up like there was no tomorrow and Wusssshhh!!!!!! Tank's empty...Now, Lusus balanced on us again and we were so angry that we decided that enuf was enuf!! we needed some rest in our lives...So we tore up one of our own clothing(slippers,for the layman) and so Lusus was stranded on the road whilst Arvind forced his feet to move the vehicle and get some petrol!!!
And now!! we have brand new hawaiin clothes(hawaii chappal, for the layman) worth 125 rupees..Next day when playing football, Lusus seemed extraordinarily fast and graceful!!!!And suddenly he ran us straight up a 2 centimetered thorn!!! After two hours of struggle, he finally did get it out!! But I bet this was his ay of revenge on us!! Lusus , we hate u....But, we are ready to change our stance if we get a good pair of female feet to gore!!!
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Ah at last I grab this privilege of commenting first HOMIE :P Hey did your feet not praise me for the brilliant surgery I did :) And those white slippers still look gay :D
hey, wow...how do the other parts of ur body feel??? i guess they would want to write about their experience being ur body and doing all ur dirty wrk!!! lolz...
I used to tell you 3 years ago, that you wouldnt find proper footwear easily, but would you listen? :-<
lol...surgery and rahul!!!
and ya i wanna abt the other parts too...[:P]
female feet...aint easy dear!![:D]
hey feet!
y dnt u turn arnd n kick ur master aka raj???
b a renegade, attack him :P
hey feet !!!
make raj feel the heat
jump some1 's shit
force him to take u on treats
staying offc n no fairer feet :P
Lusus in a total cheat
he he he he ......
RAJ!!...how can you be so cruel to ur feet?poor them!!...plz tell them that i have asked dem to make to run as fast as they can and scare the hell out of u so that from next time you dont dare to bother those sweet little thing!!
and i was wondering why no mention of gurls in ur post wen i read your last line...!!that was v raj!!
he he!
rajz feet, if u ever *REALLY* and *truly* start hating the useless appendage your fate has besotted you with, you would ask it to use its head :)
yo cavron!!!... u givin ur feet shit man!!!....u full of creativity and stuff eh...
Stand up for your rights, dammit. God-vod is all bullshit. It's just a ruse by other parts of that huge body you're a part of, to keep you under eternal subjugation. To keep you downtrodden. To turn you into a slippered vassal that will forever be rubbed on doormats (most of them dirty) and forever be chained in socks (all of them stinking). And you're not helping yourself by accepting it, by bowing down to it, by accepting the pain being inflicted on you just because you're FEET! Stand up! Challenge them! Let them hear you roar! Tell them - yes, we're FEET, and proud of it! Show them what happens when the downtrodden rise in rebellion and the voiceless find a voice and the helpless begin to help themselves. Remember, we're all created equal. And no part of the body can snatch your right away from you by dangling some shit about God. Speak up my friends, it's now or never. Rise in unison and land that Raj-guy a BIG kick on his ass. That will teach him. And that will teach all his breed, who make themselves stand tall by stepping on some poor feet. Show them, boys, show them!!
How is football going without me?? See I'm off as a goalkeeper, so it's your chance to score a few...hehe...hihi..
hmm..so u got sore feet(literally so!).
what amazes me is the fact that ur feet are familiar with your blogging id! whoa! techno feet you've got! Mine don't even know what name i use at college!
and yes, as veiled enigma(though nothing is 'veiled' about his desires) points out, how do other parts of your body feel? Your feet sure did have a mouthful to say, i wonder what secrets the others hold!
@Rahul: Cheap,durable, comfortable...so, I dun care :p
@Krisann:My feet are extraordinarily skillfull...Wonder how they blogged when I was sleepin..
@Shrek: how can I help if I hav huge feet?
@Alak:sure :p
@Naresh: We, the feet, now, feel like kicking the King, naresh's ass now :p
@Shaan: U lost ur rhymin skill :)
@Shikha: We, the feet, are bounded by the realms of, Raj , the genius...So, we cant escape
@Amiya: U deserve a kick on the ass first lady, Remember whose day it was yesterday??? :p
@Jayant: I hope that all parts of my body blog someday
i will dread that day!!
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