When you complete what people have expected you to, you are good. Otherwise, you are bad...People always expect to hear the truth..Not a lie...
Now what is good...Truth, isnt it???
And what is bad, a lie..??
So, when you tell the truth, you throw light on something, isnt it?
And when you lie, you make it dark??
So, good aka truth is light
and bad aka lie is dark.
Now, light in any sense of art is normally white....
So, light is white...
=>truth is white and lie is dark..
Now ...Aint dark, a place that is pitch black??
=> truth is white and lie is black..
Now, till here most people will accept what I said..
But then, what is the diffeence between white and black?? they are just another two colors on the palatte.Why does one exude positivity and the other negativity?
But, whenever we picture angels, we put them in white clothes, white wings in a white background and this is a general thought and when we think of satan, he is always in black, with an evil grin.
Now, here's a small piece of handwaving
White is a bright color and black a dark color..And both are opposites.. It is essentially these properties that have made me choose them as the symbols for truth and false.
Now, check yellow and violet..Yellow is light and bright.....And violet, is it's opposite...
So, please believe people in yellow and stay away from people in violet........
OR can it also be like....if people have hair, their head is black,....dark?
and if they are bald, it's ...uhm..white? So, we need to believe the bald..
Shit apart, what I wanted to propose was that both the factors, truth and lie, be given the same worth. That is, just because, you have down something true, you should not be put on the top of the world. What we need to realize is when one lies, it is not as bad as you think it is. Heads and tails....One and the same....There is no ultimate truth, no ultimate lie....Truth exists because somone lies and vie versa..Both are one and the same..
P.S.: kindly do not use this against me..
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Accessories--wat to wear and wat to bare
As far as what I have seen in bombay, if you are a girl, u need to
1. stand in front of the mirror atleast a dozen times before u finalize that you are as beautiful as yesterday night before sleeping.
2. Find the shortest and tightest piece of clothing found in the almirah and try to wear it. If not wearable,go back to 2.
For those wierdos in bombay whose muscles at the bisceps come to somewhere about the size of my waist, I bet they wear their sister's childhood dresses ot their girlfriend's tops, that are so tight that you can almost hear them ripping and so badly colored with tinges of yellow, orAnge,red,flourescent colors that your eye cannot see the thing for more than 1/10th of a millisecond.
The latest trend in my college:
3/4ths.The coolest thing to cover your crotch and your knees but still show your ankles to which those poor girls gore....?
Tight tees... Mummy might not think so, but I have great muscles and may be if I wear this tee from my 2nd class, girls will fall into a trance and start following me right where I want 'em to.
Next come the girls from south India for whom going to temple is much more important than my comp to me. They can never be seen without coconuts in their hands and holy vermillion on their foreheads. Theses girls have a set of salwar kameezes which look more or less the same and perhaps slightly differ in the shade{ like dark grey and light black}
And then, there is the I-am-Getting-Cool-soon type who have their hair braided but wear tight tees and have just started wearing jeans which have wierd dyes on them scaring you out of your nerves whenever you hit the canteen for some food.
And finally come the Angels, who may or may not wear something good, but they remain goddesses..that is, if they do not wear those jeans with vertical lines or military pants..
Among the guys, we see the
Pyjama variety: I fall into this category. too lazy to change after getting up,the pyjamas stick to me the whole day along with a borrowed tee from the nearest open room.
Shorts variety: now, this is a tricky class..this has studious people who wear long bermudas to ventilate their brain, then there is the shorts and shoes variety, the people who look like they are straight from outside the stairs of a temple, then the shorts and hawaii type, these people stand one step below me coz they take baths rarely when compard to my frequency, do not Comb Hair and hate changing clothes(underwear included)
I-am-Already-a-CEo variety: roam the streets wearing bolds and neatly pressed pants with each edge showing sharply with the shirt tucked in and a belt, everything in perfection.I suggest that you kindly try tugging their shirts, crumpling their pants. the reaction is one, worth seeing...
In the summer spring summer'05 special, we get to see girls roaming with a chunni around their neck which goes up and above the head like an automatic sensor, at the slightest prescence of the sun and which then goes 'stylsihly' between their hands like they are holding some vessel or something.Now this variety is an add-on and goes along with all classes of girls.
Ulta-Kwel-variety: Shave their heads or keep long hair, often wear tees with death metal bands with names so obscure that I believe such bands never existed( these tees are commonly sold on the streets of bombay for 35 rupees and I have one of'em), of course topped by a 3/4 th, undeniably they provide instantenous humour to the poor hungry people waiting for their meals.
I-love-studies-Add on: this is a bag, which goes along with most classes of people who either have a girlfriend or a good pointer.
I-brushed-today add on: This one's exclusively for me as often I feel really really hungry as soon as I get up, so I brush my teeth and keep the brush in my pocket and run off to lunch with the brush showing...
1. stand in front of the mirror atleast a dozen times before u finalize that you are as beautiful as yesterday night before sleeping.
2. Find the shortest and tightest piece of clothing found in the almirah and try to wear it. If not wearable,go back to 2.
For those wierdos in bombay whose muscles at the bisceps come to somewhere about the size of my waist, I bet they wear their sister's childhood dresses ot their girlfriend's tops, that are so tight that you can almost hear them ripping and so badly colored with tinges of yellow, orAnge,red,flourescent colors that your eye cannot see the thing for more than 1/10th of a millisecond.
The latest trend in my college:
3/4ths.The coolest thing to cover your crotch and your knees but still show your ankles to which those poor girls gore....?
Tight tees... Mummy might not think so, but I have great muscles and may be if I wear this tee from my 2nd class, girls will fall into a trance and start following me right where I want 'em to.
Next come the girls from south India for whom going to temple is much more important than my comp to me. They can never be seen without coconuts in their hands and holy vermillion on their foreheads. Theses girls have a set of salwar kameezes which look more or less the same and perhaps slightly differ in the shade{ like dark grey and light black}
And then, there is the I-am-Getting-Cool-soon type who have their hair braided but wear tight tees and have just started wearing jeans which have wierd dyes on them scaring you out of your nerves whenever you hit the canteen for some food.
And finally come the Angels, who may or may not wear something good, but they remain goddesses..that is, if they do not wear those jeans with vertical lines or military pants..
Among the guys, we see the
Pyjama variety: I fall into this category. too lazy to change after getting up,the pyjamas stick to me the whole day along with a borrowed tee from the nearest open room.
Shorts variety: now, this is a tricky class..this has studious people who wear long bermudas to ventilate their brain, then there is the shorts and shoes variety, the people who look like they are straight from outside the stairs of a temple, then the shorts and hawaii type, these people stand one step below me coz they take baths rarely when compard to my frequency, do not Comb Hair and hate changing clothes(underwear included)
I-am-Already-a-CEo variety: roam the streets wearing bolds and neatly pressed pants with each edge showing sharply with the shirt tucked in and a belt, everything in perfection.I suggest that you kindly try tugging their shirts, crumpling their pants. the reaction is one, worth seeing...
In the summer spring summer'05 special, we get to see girls roaming with a chunni around their neck which goes up and above the head like an automatic sensor, at the slightest prescence of the sun and which then goes 'stylsihly' between their hands like they are holding some vessel or something.Now this variety is an add-on and goes along with all classes of girls.
Ulta-Kwel-variety: Shave their heads or keep long hair, often wear tees with death metal bands with names so obscure that I believe such bands never existed( these tees are commonly sold on the streets of bombay for 35 rupees and I have one of'em), of course topped by a 3/4 th, undeniably they provide instantenous humour to the poor hungry people waiting for their meals.
I-love-studies-Add on: this is a bag, which goes along with most classes of people who either have a girlfriend or a good pointer.
I-brushed-today add on: This one's exclusively for me as often I feel really really hungry as soon as I get up, so I brush my teeth and keep the brush in my pocket and run off to lunch with the brush showing...
Friday, June 17, 2005
Classifieds
Needed:
"A very HOT female with a decent pair of assets and with a strong determination and ability to reach the top. It is also required that this hot female has a bit of brains enough to acknowledge the immense sense of humour hidden in me. Hot Females with Brains kindly oversee this advertisement. It is also required that a bit of emotion exist in the female.applicants please note that if a previous history or a string of relationships exist, than kindly avoid applying. Also, It is a strict rule that unlike the new and popular emerging trend of homosexualtiy, a heterosexually vigorously charged female is only welcome. Kindly apply at A202,DAIICT"
Now...Where do I put up this ad??? Outside the girl's hostel? Outside a ladies toilet?? Outside the nearest multiplex?? And how will I filter the applicants and select them? How come other guys get HOT females without advertising....Do I need to use some marketing skills??? Should I put up another ad saying " NO Problem, if U like staying NAKED".
As I hear and see everything, I can only say that I am entirely in a male world. Is this the end of my heterosexual road? My mom hates seeing me with girls. Wonder what people want.As I lay on my bed, every night I wonder, what if humans were unisexual?
That is, there was only one class(aka sex) and then there would be no more desperation and no more diversions..there would be no one standing in front of you hand in hand and leg between leg with their partner..... Unilke what most people think, life is short..really short, ...two more years down the line, my required organs might get rusted and wasted....seee...this ...is precisely the reason why a few people go around raping eligible females...they do not know how to put up ads and invite people...If only I was a T.V. star, it would ahve been a different story.. But then, can I avoid the stupid sting operation??? what if I was a writer? A young fiction writer with a strong philosophical background, like Salman rushdie?How about one of those photographers who shoot models "artistically"?? not a bad choice for a career...Earlier, as people told me, I thought perseverance was the answer...BUt now the answer is clear and is ringing in my head.. Beware HOT eligible females, if u happen to pass on a lonely road...Lusus naturae might be lurking around the corner. Kindly do not carry anything sharp, electric or/and dangerous...As I have but one life..And kindly use the keyword--"Scoot", if you are not willing to submit thyself to the great Lusus.
All Married,fat, females kindly excuse.
Other females, though, not too hot, too are invited for the offer and an occasional glow of care, affection,love and scant brain might just turn out to be the best combination.
"A very HOT female with a decent pair of assets and with a strong determination and ability to reach the top. It is also required that this hot female has a bit of brains enough to acknowledge the immense sense of humour hidden in me. Hot Females with Brains kindly oversee this advertisement. It is also required that a bit of emotion exist in the female.applicants please note that if a previous history or a string of relationships exist, than kindly avoid applying. Also, It is a strict rule that unlike the new and popular emerging trend of homosexualtiy, a heterosexually vigorously charged female is only welcome. Kindly apply at A202,DAIICT"
Now...Where do I put up this ad??? Outside the girl's hostel? Outside a ladies toilet?? Outside the nearest multiplex?? And how will I filter the applicants and select them? How come other guys get HOT females without advertising....Do I need to use some marketing skills??? Should I put up another ad saying " NO Problem, if U like staying NAKED".
As I hear and see everything, I can only say that I am entirely in a male world. Is this the end of my heterosexual road? My mom hates seeing me with girls. Wonder what people want.As I lay on my bed, every night I wonder, what if humans were unisexual?
That is, there was only one class(aka sex) and then there would be no more desperation and no more diversions..there would be no one standing in front of you hand in hand and leg between leg with their partner..... Unilke what most people think, life is short..really short, ...two more years down the line, my required organs might get rusted and wasted....seee...this ...is precisely the reason why a few people go around raping eligible females...they do not know how to put up ads and invite people...If only I was a T.V. star, it would ahve been a different story.. But then, can I avoid the stupid sting operation??? what if I was a writer? A young fiction writer with a strong philosophical background, like Salman rushdie?How about one of those photographers who shoot models "artistically"?? not a bad choice for a career...Earlier, as people told me, I thought perseverance was the answer...BUt now the answer is clear and is ringing in my head.. Beware HOT eligible females, if u happen to pass on a lonely road...Lusus naturae might be lurking around the corner. Kindly do not carry anything sharp, electric or/and dangerous...As I have but one life..And kindly use the keyword--"Scoot", if you are not willing to submit thyself to the great Lusus.
All Married,fat, females kindly excuse.
Other females, though, not too hot, too are invited for the offer and an occasional glow of care, affection,love and scant brain might just turn out to be the best combination.
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