My Duffel Bag--Attempt no.2

Plz note that the first time I wrote this post, the computer restarted at a time such that I hadnt writen the whole post, to feel sad and not re write it, but not so quickly that I din complete a page atleast...Keeping my fingers crossed and hoping this one gets posted.

The travel back home was my longest journey inside a bus ever and was certainly devoid of all the normal paranormal events I keep having. Of course, a few things can never stop happening,So.....

This cute lil'cat was purring and brushing against my feet. So, I patted it's head and kept patting it for a long time. What struck me real odd was that whatever the postion the cat was in, it's tail was always perpendicular to the horizon. Small purring cats.....A danger??...not much...So, curiosity got the better of me and I also was interested from a long time to make cats sway their tails left and right like dogs do when they are happy. So, I pushed it's tail a bit to the left, back to the original position and then to the right. After a few tries, I thought the pendulam affect would make the tail move automatically and Suddenly, it moved....All by itself. I was so happy that I wanted to gift the cat a biscuit but it already had plans for me.Pouncing on my hand, it bit my little finger and went behind a femme's feet.Though I wasnt hurt physically, looking at the *rare* heavenly femme petting the cat, hit me straight in my heart.

Anyway, once the rickety bus screeched out lifelessly I could not imagine it running again. Now, I realized why listening to parents is good...another 300 and I would have been going in a top class volvo with hot chicks all around.Getting aboard it, I had my first look at the ticket which said A.Now, what could A mean?? This bus was huge and surely had more than 26 seats so A cannot be the first seat.. My bright brain also told me that A perhaps meant an A class seat for A class people, or in my words, A WINDOW seat.. Dashing to the most comfortable one I could find, I pushed in all my luggage in thos little compartments above the head and waved at my parents.

Now, my father has s lot of affection for me, but he normally does not wave his hand so vigourosly.For a moment, I thought even I should do that ....But then , I realized he wasnt waving me gud bye...He wanted to tell me something..So, I went out and asked him and he fired" Why are you sitting there?"
I said coolly" A seat, the seat with the window"
He told me to ask the conductor once and confirm. So I asked him whether an A seat meant an A class once or not. He looked at me and asked" first time train chohd ke bus chad rahe ho kya?" is bus mein class nahi hote...A B C D are the first four seats and next come 1,2,3,.....
Well...whatever..So, I shifted back to the first seat to notice "Latest Hot girl" in the next seat...As the bus rattled it's way through an empty road, I wondered whther it was the wind pushing the bus or was there really something behind the hood that kept gulping fuel like water. Now, suppose you are offered a free ice cream...The flavour you like..But the one who has offered it to you is not a great aquaintance.. The sort of the situation where you think twice before accepting..Now, kindly do not make assumptions that go like Wat must the chick have offered him? or vice- versa..It was pure eye candy and atleast once a minute, just like an android, my head automatically turned 90 degrees to the right, then had a glance from the top to the bottom and then kept turnin as though exercising my neck.

The next halt we got down at was for dinner at around 11:30 pm and I wasnt up for any food. So, I settled on a half-broken roadside bench and smoked after a long long time. Then,I tried to recall all the tips my parents gave me right from the morning repeating every one hour. One of them was, keep emptying your kidneys as soon as you get a chance. So, I dashed to the toilet. Now, there were two signs outside this one, the above one said men and the below one women..There was one door which was around 3 metres inside and one door right near the board. I thought the higher sign should go for the nearest, but then ...very luckily I decided to go nearer and check both.the far away door was the guys toilet and cleaning myself, I got back to my bench place to find out the LHG(latest Hot Girl) was sitting there. I said to myself, here's another chance ...dun screw up
Walking up to her, I asked whther I could sit on the bench and guess what...I din get slapped, nor did I get a cold "take the middle one look".It was a nice friendly smile which said in the voice of a fairy, "kyon nahin?"

thinking about it, now I must say kyon nahin..Everyone has the right to sit naa...But anyway, tht was a good way to start along a conversation starting from my heroic past and ending up with the worst thing I could ever think of.
"The guy sitting in the next seat is my husband"
Next, My cell fone has stopped working now and I havent yet called out my parents..
And more importantly, I have had an "eventful" 1 day trip to Abu..And I really want to tell ya all about it specially about Purna Chand "Darshan", the guy born with a twisted brain.
P.S.
About the heading, I hate air bags and all the other suitcases and other kinds of things, so I bought this cloth made bag,a long time ago that looks like a sack and stuffed all my clothes into it. My mother has a long time hate and hate relationship with this bag and so warned me that if I brought back the bag next time, I would have to leave without it. Not heeding to anyone's voice me and my love, my bag, have completed the journey ...

lotsa gr8 incidents at DAKC to be penned down...Lukin forward to get bak to college to do it at leisure..
And a few tips my mom gave me, wen she saw tht girls sms and call me...I really wanna know if all moms r like dat....
1. Luk at girls with Sisterly concern.
2. Do not get cozy with anyone
3. do not involve in private convos with anyone.
4. Lavvuu..givvu is all hype, STAY AWAy

Happy Lusus has been given a LONG LONG counselling session and now HAPPY lusus has his happiness fading out...

Lusus, MumBoy

1.Observation: Eye Catchy, leg showy...and lots and lots of showy showy clothes on display on girls
Inference: The Richer they get the lesser they cover their skin.
Also. Richness is inversly proportional to Cloth size.

2.Aim:To Get a HOT girl to talk ...
Observation: All hot girls come with monster guys with colorful hair and rippin muscles
Inference: it is better to sit at home and watch T.V.

3.Aim: To study for RI
observation: the book is too boring and T.V too interesting
Inference: Whatever you desire you do, whatever you are supposed to do, you never do it.

4.Aim: To get some Company from people already in Mumbai
observation: most people already have their own friends and are too busy and do not even like to meet losers
Inference: Please read the inference no.2

Anyway, I have been sleepin most day every day all day in Mumbai with nuthin to do and no one to meet and no place that I know ....So, it's been pretty boring and so finally I am gonna get bak to college asap.

Lemme remind everyone of a summary of all the incidents I had during the last few days.
1. TRAINCiDeNT: We somehow stumble our way to the station an then have a look at the platform where our train is supposed to arrive.it looked like the remains after another godra minus blood stains...People everywhere people sleepin people pooping..Ppl Ppl PPl...V find some broker guy who promises us tickets fro 370 and thus v get'em and make it for Mumbai, not forgettin the long wait for the panda guy and poor Akshat gettin it on his nerves....
2. Bak to Mumbai: After leadin people to their respective destinations, I got on the wrong bus and lost my way and reached some other place...So, I had to get back to andheri in an auto then get abus from there to my home somehow...
3. Puja: 1 family already peformin same puja in the temple..V reach a bit late an my father's angry tht v may b missin all da blessin...An then, v sit a bit far away from the idol and so, every time he says some key word, we are supposed to throw flowers and we needed to aim and fire the flowers so that they hit the target properly.
4. puja part 2: This priest guy needs to tell us a story to end the puja and v r telugu and the otehr family kanad, so this priest is confused. for the first five mins, he uses both languages, then he concludes tht hindi is da bst evn tho he dsnt know it.
5. My foot is swollen and fat. This cute girl steps on it and I din even look at her ...Just shouted straight at her till she turned back...gave a genunine looking apology...and trotted back to the platform :(
6. I got mugged by 8 dogs on my way back from the cyber cafe.
7. I found out that I am my own best friend.
8. Now I am Happy and Sleepy...
More to come....U Sad Morons ..U need more sleep