The List of Various Walkers

1. The Running for life walkers : they stop at nothing.

2. The Crawling walkers: It's like they accidentally left the shift key pressed in Max Payne

3. The One Handed Swingers : one hand is tied to the body with an imaginary rope.

4. The Rotary Members: It's like they are another planet on earth, but cannot complete their rotation as they have to keep moving ahead too.

5. The Movers and Shakers : Their body is like an orchestra in full swing at every step.

6. Gym Boys : You can fit a rhino between their arms and their waist.

7. The Suicidal walk: everyone does this after a bad session. Head down, shoulders down, legs struggling.

8. The dismembered neck walk : when a well endowed fairer sex member exists in the visibility range.

9. The ear crutch clutchers : They are born with wires from their ears and an exuberant gait from which their song can be inferred, if not from their humming.

10. The Wall Walkers : Move as closely to the wall as possible. Possibly expect a mutiny in the centre, but not near the walls.

11. The Bouncers : Every step makes the rest of their body fly for a moment. The Wright brothers were so wrong to make an instrument to make people fly. Bit more practice and off they will go.

12. Spies : Keep looking down, suddenly look up as though the surroundings will change.