Wednesday, October 31, 2007

dustbin

dustbin
it should rather have been a dustbeen as dust must have been somewhere before you put it in the dustbeen. and dust is(be) nowhere now.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Uprooting Gallas and Uplifting the Country

The CISM games behind my college have brought in a good deal of popularity and curiosity. And with comes the sense of pride, ego et al. So, come the police bigwigs, off they search for miscreants in the absence of whom, the huge police force which has been entirely devoted for the ten day event have sleepless nights due to lack of people to torture and hence they fall back to the old faithful,.. the galla and uproot it to the root, leaving just the std booth as the rest, they say is an eyesore. Go India Go! What was that again? India shining?

This followed by our dear president on the opening day of the same who decided to spend time looking at the proceedings,(the fireworks to be precise) and left almost an hour after her scheduled time thus hampering all traffic from reaching their destinations while her 24 car contingent sped away imagining how peaceful and empty the road is, little could they imagine why hundreds of motorists where standing on all sides of the road...or maybe she thought everyone wants a bit of the ghost caller president. we need the ghost busters here please.

this is followed by the new rules in IIIT which shares a gate with the CISM host Gachibowli stadium which is now officially under jehadi threat. This leads to pressure which leads to new rules like, everything locked up by 1 am .Wonder if the terrorists are scared of terrorising in the day. Or perhaps, I heard someone say that army soldiers have high libido and IIIT might be in danger.whatever be the versions, I get up early morning for causes and results unconnected to me.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

is it for real?

A caption I saw at Hi-Tech City

World Tourism Day
Tourism opens the Doors for women

Pardon me for my dirty mind, but what else could it mean?